Disappointment Sandwich

A sandwich made when one has nothing to make a sandwich with, but still craves a sandwich. These sandwiches often desperately consist of food items that are not usually put on sandwiches

For lunch today I had a disappointment sandwich consisting of a stale hotdog bun, leftover meatloaf, a mysteriously hidden piece of American cheese , and ketchup.

by Sorrelli May 24, 2016

Sandwich Surgery

The operation performed when something you do not want ends up on your sandwich. Usually accomplished by carefully peeling or wiping the unwanted ingredient off the bread.

They put mayo and tomatoes on my turkey sandwich. Looks like I'm gonna have to perform Sandwich Surgery.

by XDNFX July 16, 2009

sandwich pa

a sandwich cooked in a jaffle maker.

Dad, can you please make me a sandwich pa?

by vinpor April 27, 2008

rip the sandwich

The act of using a vape and blowing fat clouds.

Brandon, you wanna rip the sandwich tomorrow?
Hell yea bro.

by Planet of the Vapes May 17, 2017

heck sandwich

A soft exclamation often used in doggo vocabulary.

"What in the heck sandwich! It's a thing! Must do myself a smol amount of investigations! Bamboozled again!!"

by Quigley_quigley April 1, 2019

sticky sandwich

push a girls pussy lips together,then start to lightly teeth them

jay: "what you do with mary last night ?"

bob: " she gave me a sticky sandwich"

by kingoftrim November 9, 2009

Onion Sandwich

The act of performing oral sex on a stinky or otherwise unclean vagina. The phrase gets its name from the rather oniony smell that used and unclean vaginas carry.

Bro 1: Man, I had an onion sandwich today.

Bro 2: Yeah I can smell you from here. Tell Monica to wash her snatch.

by Mega Hemroids August 16, 2019