salmon lips

An overweight bulbous white male, who has pasty white skin with a pinkish hue, whose lip color matches his skin tone.

Look how stupid that salmon lipped bastards 1/4 socks look. #notacop #salmon lips

by Mitchellshost October 13, 2022

Simon Cowell

cow

oh i love simon cowell

no u dont hes a cow

by Oned1rect1on October 30, 2022

Sawmon

Sawmon is the very definition of the "vine boom" sound effect. You will often find yourself with many broken controllers due to his proficiency in the fighting game genre. He comes from a parallel reality where the events in evangelion happened. He is the real life shinji except not a pussy and he's a known MILF-hunter. If he senses a woman going through menopause, he's already creampied her.

Son: "Mom why is your pussy leaking?"

Mom: "Sawmon left a fat load in me."

by hendyboi November 9, 2022

Simonette

Simonette is the most caring and gorgeous girl in the world. She is very smart, she knows when to back down. She is a little nervous around new people but she warms up eventually. She is a goofball sometimes but it adds to her charm. She is very loyal and she never lowers her standard for anybody. She’s a little whitewashed but can still swear you out in Spanish. She also likes tall guys.

I love Simonette

by liam.vives February 8, 2023

Simon Cowell

I hate Simon fucking Cowell

someone: Is Simon Cowell good?
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by SLAYYYYALLDAYYYYYYYYY December 17, 2022

salmonify

verb,

Induction of masculine vocal characteristics onto a female voice sample by altering the pitch and formant; analogous to the colour pink of Atlantic salmon.

Detective Haras asked the audio forensic lab to salmonify the voice recording to make it less annoying.

by germantopdog August 8, 2023

Simon loader

Vodka lime and soda

Can I have a Simon loader

by PDa cdc137 August 25, 2023