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Keeping Mittens Safe

All the capital letters spell K.M.S. Meaning kill my self.
by Nork^er January 13, 2019
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Designated Safe Shag

A person you shag that you know you won’t fall for because you find something about them slightly detestable.
Brad’s my designated safe shag, he’s cute and nice but he makes no effort I could never fall in love with him.
by ThatBitch123456789 January 24, 2023
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safe potty syndrome

The inability to poop anywhere except home.
I can never poop at work or in a public place, due to my safe potty syndrome. I’m always stuck holding it all day until I finally get home. 🤦🏼 ♀️🤷🏼 ♀️
by Sarcastic Blonde March 20, 2023
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Safe and Effective

Safe and effective is not a lie. It's 2 lies.

However, different batches cause different effects. See faultyshot.com
Doctor: "This vaccine is safe and effective".

Patient: "However why are there so many side effects after taking it?"
Doctor: "Ermmm... it's an immune response. People react differently!"
Patient: "Ah got you! Thanks Doctor, you're the best!"
by FaultyShot December 8, 2023
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SaFe Avvxees

SaFe Avvxees is a bad call of duty feeder wich isn't the same since he joined sofficiino sniping. We all miss the old Wild Tommy.
Wild Samu is for sure better cuz he can hit 30b's.
... i'm like SaFe Avvxees...
by mrkingsamu15 September 1, 2017
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Safe

1990s slang meaning to be content without something, to decline an offer. Similar to being "all set".
Want to go peek through the windows at the massage parlor?
Nah dude, Im safe. I don't feel like getting arrested today.
by Singlet February 25, 2019
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