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Tuxedo surprise

I came back from the ball last night and gave her a tuxedo surprise
by birdperson August 6, 2016
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Chocolate Surprise

When one inserts M&M's into her vagina, assuming her lover is going to go down on her very shortly after.
Melts in your cunt, not in your hand.
by MahouKyuaChan January 2, 2005
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electrifying surprise

When a man abruptly and unexpectedly ejaculates in to the girl's(or man's) mouth that is sucking his penis. The recipient of this ejaculate is startled by this sudden change of events and spits the semen back up onto the man's happy trail and/or belly button.
Man is getting head and busts into girls mouth. The girl is dumfounded and spits the cum into the guys belly-button. This is an electrifying surprise for both parties and turns each other on for more intense intercourse.
by Hurricane C April 7, 2009
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Fireman Surprise

When you're boning your woman/man doggy style and right before you cum you pull out, pinch off and spit on her/his back. When she/he turns around spray your load in her/his face.
Dude, Pat totally fell for the Fireman Surprise last night!!
by Shugar Lipz June 3, 2009
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Pancake Surprise

The act of glueing pancakes to your butt-cheeks and dipping them in mixture of semen and syrup then applying your pancakes to your victims face while twerking and shit on their face. This should surprise the target, while they are dazed, tie them to your radiator and sexually assult them.
"Mommy! Last night daddy gave me a Pancake Surprise in the cellar!"
by Unisex Assult September 19, 2013
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Shamrock Surprise

The Shamrock Surprise is a Secret Sexual Move and Art Form currently perfected by the Immortal God Tetley of Westfall. Rumor has it that 3 ho's have already died due to the fact that one must be "Pure of Heart" to not end up getting killed by the S.S.
I herd Betty got killed while getting the Shamrock Surprise

Wow, did you see that, must have been the Shamrock Surprise

I herd that guy was a nigger
by Codename "ANDY D. ROY" March 22, 2010
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Marshmallow Surprise

A sex act where midway through intercourse the male defecates into a sock and shoves it into the females mouth.
guy: dude I gave my girlfriend a marshmallow surprise
guy2: nasty
by [Nex] February 22, 2009
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