Joel Story

Noun: A story in which one goes on a long rant about a story, boring, Unsolicited, which has no real ending or point to it. None the less very entertaining

Steve: yo joel, what'd you do on the weekend with your brother?

Gary: we went on a magnificent sled ride, to hit the baddest snow drifts down the road from where I live, past the gas station, to the left, down the dirt road by the angry russian family. went into thier forest and I saw this chipmunk,

Steve: what was the chipmunk doing?

Gary:...

Steve: mmkay Gary, that would be another Joel Story

by Teeeeeee January 16, 2011

Funny Story Bro.

The way you begin your story when you are about to lie to your friend or make an excuse.

Example1:

Christian: So Philip told me that he saw you watch a movie with my sister last Friday night.

DJ: Haha, Funny Story Bro....

Example2:

Jordan: So I heard you slept over my girlfriend's house last Friday night.

DJ: Haha, Funny Story Bro...

by DJ Imperial March 2, 2011

Desert Storm

*a drier version of the Cleveland Steamer

Sitting on your partners chest and pushing out a flatulence you were saving just for them.

Hey Baby, I hope you brought your respirator because you're about to enter a desert storm.

by WordPlay73 March 8, 2015

The Story Begins

The only rank in Breaking the Bank. Henry Stickmin gets arrested for trying to break in the bank.

A:The Story Begins is the worst Henry Stickmin Ending ever
B:Yeah, you're right.

by I like Tomatoes January 2, 2021

Dollar Store

An adjective used to describe something as cheap or not of high quality, mimicking that of a good selection of poorly made items found in your typical dollar store.

“I got into a fight recently however my opponent was very weak & kept hitting me with that dollar store haymaker so I easily won the fight.”
“I was feeling kinda down lately so my girlfriend tried to cheer me up but ended up giving me that dollar store head & it made me even sadder.”

by @SwagDash101 on Twitter October 18, 2021

storr

known as sex gods with indie hair that will do the rumpy pumpy thing with anything that walks.
Also has referances to ariss.

"hey man"
"hey"
"i went total Storr last night at the club"
and
"id like to storr you"
"good"

by jbtotallybig December 27, 2007

storm-trinitese

A series of pathological lies or outrageous claims told to improve the tellers image. In some cases, the lies are believed by the liar, making the statements more convincing.

"Don't believe a single things Megan tells you about being a doctor or successful fashion designer. Its all a load of storm-trinitese."

by Summer.Trent May 17, 2009