Rolling Stones Tour 

n. Any over-priced wildly-publicised event of little actual importance.

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Are you going to watch The Masters this weekend?

No. It's just a Rolling Stones Tour. I'd rather wash my socks.

Rolling Stones Tour by gnostic 1 April 13, 2013

stoner glasses 

big rimmed sunglasses that usually take up more than half of your face. stoner glasses are so dark that no-one can tell you are stoned. if you can see through the lenses, they aren't stoner glasses.

girl #1: oh man do i look stoned?
girl #2: totally, u better put on some stoner glasses.
girl #1: *puts on stoner glasses* great, now my parents won't notice.

stoner glasses by carito April 27, 2006

stoner drop

When you're so stoned that you stand up and fail to remember that there were lighters/weed/your phone/or random shit in your lap.

Anna stands up and goes inside.
A random lighter clatters to the ground.
"Where'd that lighter come from?"-Summer
"Anna must've stoner dropped it."-Alex

stoner drop by baby tarzan November 4, 2013

stoner rage 

When a person addicted to marijuana becomes aggressive, usually when they are not high anymore and/or do not have immediate access to marijuana.

Dude, my cousin flew into a stoner rage on our family vacation after not smoking pot for 12 hours.

stoner rage by Emma Craig January 5, 2015

stones 

cojones, nuts, huevos, balls.

There is no way he's got the stones to light his own ass-hair on fire.

stones by Jac February 27, 2004

Stoner Corner

A 'Stoner Corner' is a place where people chill. It is generally near a staircase. No stoners must be present for a corner to be a Stoner Corner, but everyone in the corner must either be very quiet or very loud, and constantly discuss music.

"Hey! Lets go talk about the Grateful Dead over in the Stoner Corner!"

Stoner Corner by Dewfiend December 31, 2007

stoner 

Stoner:
One who engages in chronic burning of "Marijuana". Also known as a "Red Level User", testing positive in the "red" level for chronic, everyday use.
Stoner is the highest ranking among those who smoke, followed by "pot head", "smoker", and "occasional toker"

A generally peaceful breed, stoners tend to avoid confrontation as a measure to avoid The Man.
See also; pigs, po-po, 5-0.

Stoner Dan hasn't smoked pot in 3 years, so why are his eyes always red?

stoner by Timbo. April 9, 2006