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Musical Stalker

One that "stalks" or knows what song another person is listening to or likes. The two people cannot be in the same vicinity.
Lindsey: "Thanks so much for putting Panic! At the Disco on my iPod! I'm obsessed with all this new music!"
Dakota "Alpha Male of the World": "My favorite is 'Folkin Around'!"
Lindsey: "Wow, that's actually what I'm listening to right now!"
Dakota "Alpha Male of the World": MUSICAL STALKER!
by islandswimgirl March 30, 2009
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stripper stalker

One who has been fooled into thinking that a stripper is leaving with him, then proceeds to loiter in the parking lot while she has already left out the back door into her boyfriends' car.
valet #1: "what's with that guy?"

valet #2: " oh, he's waiting for candice."

valet #1: " she just left with her man."

valet #2: " yeah, just another stripper stalker!"
by D-Town Doug-e-Fresh February 27, 2009
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Porn Stalker

1) A person who stalks one specific pornstar, they know exactly when new DVD's and Videos come out, and they know a significant amount of Background history on said person
"That guys is addicted to Priya Rai"
"yea he's such a porn stalker"
by iBlackGuy94 December 15, 2011
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Online stalking

When someone follows you online to different sites or places to either find more about you or wants to have a relationship with you.
Margr15: You wouldn't believe it. There's this guy following me on every site and is constantly doing what I'm doing.

#1Beks16: Oh no! I searched online. He's online stalking you.

Margr15: Oh, that doesn't sound good.
by Faith201 May 5, 2014
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Stalker

Someone who's homepage of their internet is someone else's facebook. Someone who ditches their friends to go follow someone round a club, skulking behing anything they can find. Asking how their relationship stands after meeting them two minutes ago.
Will, your a fucking stalker! Get off that girls facebook you don't even speak to her, and where have my tissues gone?
by k3nsi3 February 15, 2009
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Stalkbook

The new name for the newest version of Facebook which now shows everybody's status at once on your home page. This helps in the process of stalking people and finding out what they are doing at that moment. Having everybody's status on your home page helps in the stalking proces because there is less clicking to find out what others are doing, it is all there for you.
Person 1: Have you been on stalkbook lately?

Person 2: Yeah I found this really hot chick who I have friended and am now facebook stalking but thanks to the new stalkbook I don't have to type in her name to see what she is doing.
by Johnny M. B. March 26, 2009
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Stalkerific

(adj) People who are overly good at stalking.
Guy: "She changed her last name to my last name on facebook"

Other Guy: "Have you even talked to this chick?"

Guy: "Nope."

Other Guy: "Damn, she's stalkerific."
by mekateka October 15, 2010
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