Stairnesia

Ascending or descending the stairs with full intention of accomplishing something, and completely forgetting why you had gone up or down after returning to your initial floor.

I rush upstairs and stare in the bathroom mirror for like 2 mins and only after slowly going back down did i mean to brush my teeth- total stairnesia!

by Oilspillaffair January 26, 2009

Staircase food

A place which is commony used for climbing stairs - the staricase, when converted to a fast food joint is referred to as staircase food.

Ocassionally smoking at a staircase led me to an argument with a bitch having staircase food.

by doodling June 23, 2011

Stairness

A person's ability to climb a large amount of stairs at a quick pace.

Honey Bear has a respectable level of stairness. He can do the Kerry Park stairs 6 times without stopping.

by Sheila Jules February 25, 2015

stairfluff

Stairfluff means the exact same as 'fair enough' but it's cooler.

Andy: I got laid last night
Max: stairfluff

by FukinPikachu August 24, 2016

staircase group

a group in which each person in the group only has a one year age difference.

Blue Ivy Carter is 5, North Kardashian West is 4, and Harley Loraine Tiller is 3. They are a "staircase group"

by futurebillionare June 29, 2017

stairwayed

When a really great song is played waaaay too much and you can't stand to hear it anymore, it becomes 'stairwayed'.
This refers to Stairway To Heaven by Led Zeppelin ... which is , quite possibly, the first song to attain this status.

If they keep playing that song over and over, it's gonna get 'stairwayed'.

by amnesiavictim August 11, 2017

stairears

A type of insult you say to a tall friend or people who lack intelligence

Brad "Tim is such a stairears"
Megan "I agree, he has a biggass forehead and is tall as shit, fuck that stairears"

by Winafrid August 7, 2017