A combination of Gollum’s name of origin, ‘Sméagol,’ and ‘legalese,’ Smeagolese is legal term to describe legal language that at first seems standard, but on deeper inspection, disguises a sinister and antisocial declaration.
While written deftly, Zuckerberg’s anti-DEI statement is simply Smeagolese to discount diversity as a strength and to increase wealth disparity.
by HoneyBooRad January 11, 2025
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Bro 1: hey dude how was your date?
Bro 2: it was awesome. She's a lil freaky, let me do a smeagols cove on her!!!
Bro 2: it was awesome. She's a lil freaky, let me do a smeagols cove on her!!!
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by Smeagolchad May 9, 2025
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If you're a smeaker not a tweaker you're going to tweak yourself to success, while a tweaker will tweak themselves to failure and jail. Be a smeaker not a tweaker if you're tweaking.
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girl : " last night I met this super hot dude and when I got home I had a major puddin smear."
girl's friend : " your such a cheap skank you should wash your nasty panties."
girl's friend : " your such a cheap skank you should wash your nasty panties."
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