Shit and shuffle 

Running out of a public bathroom (without washing hands) after you take a huge, nasty shit...in an effort to avoid possibility of eye contact with other nonshitters who may be leaving bathroom....

Susie Q Public had to shit and shuffle out of Barnes and Noble after she blasted the stall with a fresh case of explosive diarrhea...luckily she didn't see anyone on the way out and had hand sanitizer in her purse.

Shit and shuffle by Shah of the Bayou October 8, 2013

Kit Kat shuffle 

girl wank two fingers of fun

Off for a kit Kat shuffle after seeing Jensen Eccles

Kit Kat shuffle by Misty wan July 23, 2017

2 AM shuffle 

The act of hooking up with a less attractive college girl after midnight because of a lack of other options. It is transactional in nature; there is no sleeping over and it is a one-time occurrence.

"Phil, what'd you do last night"?

"Eh, just a bit of the 2 am shuffle"

2 AM shuffle by etymologycrusader September 24, 2019

Dunford Shuffle 

When a male employee orally pleases his male boss.

Jeff is giving Bruce the Dunford Shuffle.

Dunford Shuffle by hangmancw October 20, 2008

shuffleing the deck 

a slang word meaning masturbation

to shuffle the deck: to masturbate

Guy 1:man Lindsey Lohan is so hot
Guy 2: tell me about it,i was shuffleing the deck to her all last night

shuffleing the deck by ianmcphee January 19, 2006

subway shuffle 

The dance of people that work at subway. This dance consists of taking a few steps forward spinning around then cutting the bread you ordered for your sandwich in half.

Dude! The guy at SUBWAY totaly did the subway shuffle!

subway shuffle by Jimraeder July 7, 2008

PID Shuffle 

The tentative, painful steps of a woman suffering from pelvic inflammatory disease. PID is caused by untreated VD or, less often, a botched abortion. A person doing the PID shuffle often leaves a foul, nauseating, greenish vapor trail and sometimes can be tracked home by following the droplets of cunt snot on the sidewalk.

Looka that ho doin' the PID shuffle over t' the ER. Bet she pulled a train last night! Choo-Choooooooo, ya nasty ol heifer!

ER nurse to resident: Here comes another blue waffle doing the PID shuffle. This one's yours, asshat, I've had enough cunt onion today...

PID Shuffle by Durty Johnny July 14, 2011