Phantom Shitter

The phantom shitter is an elusive college student who doesn't give a fuck about the other residents of his hall and takes a massive shit and doesn't find it necessary to flush that shit down the toilet.

"Guys, I walked into the bathroom and somebody didn't flush."

"We've got a phantom shitter on our hands."

by Hail Dale September 1, 2013

shitter jackers

when something bad happens...
you can always rely on saying the comforting phrase SHITTER JACKERS. It started with cracker jackers then crapper jackers then spread on to infect the word shit.

Oh shitter jackers, i fell down the stairs and bled out my eyes!

by scarscar February 19, 2009

Shiterature

The stuff you read whilst on the bog

e.g.Learn Yerself Scouse, Little Compendiums full of knowledge, a lifestyle magazine, Readers Digest, Shiterature

by Pseudo Scouse March 3, 2009

Shiteresting

Literally: shittily interesting

1. engaging in a bad way and holding the attention or curiosity.

2. arousing a feeling of shiterest.

Ivorne's shoulder is fucked and she has to work tonight...should be a shiteresting time.

What a shiteresting day at the beach. It rained the whole time!

My, what a shiteresting baby you've got there, ma'am.

by werdbooty June 8, 2009

shiterature.

Any piece of literature you read on the crapper.

Man, Readers Digest is some pretty boring shiterature.

by John Poopsmith October 15, 2010

shitterbating

masterbating whilst taking a shit.

Wow, Mr. Tamositis has been in there a while, I bet he's shitterbating again . . .

by henrydinhofer October 18, 2010

shiterator

Any electric or lp-powered portable toilet used in marine or remote environments where plumbing is not practical to dispose of human waste. Its a shitter that burns the poo into ash when your done.

I really want to install a shiterator on my houseboat so I don't have to hire port-a-johnny to come and pump my shit out of a tank.

by thumbsupracing December 3, 2010