Riper Asshole

1. The inside of the anus that has been riped more than once or more than a few times usually riper than others. 2. The complete opposite of a raw asshole, or in other words, an unriped asshole.

That little fucker Mark Piper just had anal sex with aunt sussy last night and now she has gotten a riper asshole.

by Mark Ripe March 24, 2009

ripe asshole

The licking of the anus. Otherwise known as a rim job. However, this anus is one of a fat bitch whom hasn't showered in 2 to 3 weeks. It's more sour and foul smelling than if you were to walk down to the nearest sewage treatment plant and eat a pile of raw sewage from 100 fat bitches.

Yo, Jeremy. You give Shania a rimmer last night? I heard you went over to her house.

No way Steve, she has a ripe asshole if I've ever smelt one.

Damn I thought fo-sho she was clean.

No, Steve. It was so bad my damn nose hairs singed off. She's got the ripest asshole of the land.

by Burd Justus October 10, 2017

Anus-Raped

To be beaten by your opponent.

Jonh looses all his money to Norm playing poker = Norm has just officially Anus-Raped John.

by Anus Raper December 17, 2008

ripped jeans

The latest fad, that is totally awesome

What better way to look cool than torn-up, ripped jeans?

by pensi December 5, 2005

ripped

1-to have a kickin body from lifting
2-something being torn away; like clothing, pantyhose or any synthetic fabric

1-Did you see him? Boyfriend it ripped.
2-This is going to be a great day. I ripped my fkn pantyhose again.

by fo my pizz da playa September 9, 2003

ripped

after you smoke, this is what you are

im fuckin ripped man, that blunt was SO good

by heathen September 14, 2003

ripped

To have stolen the ball in a basketball game.

"He has no handle, I ripped it from him five or six times."

by EJ November 10, 2003