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left on the reads

to have your read receipts on, and read the text message, without responding. purposefully ignoring a person and/or their message.
Jessica was left on the reads by Mike, which caused an argument.
by pettygirl123 February 27, 2017
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The Shogun RamSlam

An incrediblely complex sexual maneuver where you shove your fist so far up someone’s ass, your hand sticks out of their mouth where your other hand is waiting to grab the fisting hand and altogether be sucked back out of the rectum so you fisting hand is free and your original free hand is sticking out of your partners anus.
When Uncle came into my room last night, I never expected his skill in The Shogun RamSlam aren’t to be so profound.
by -UncleMeat- May 26, 2018
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Big dick rams

THE GREATEST HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL TEAM EVER IN HISTORY. BDR FOR LIFE, ESK FOREVER
The Big dick rams take the field against the east side pussies.
by Bdr leader February 21, 2020
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The Wayward Realms

An open world RPG being made by Once Lost Games, game studio headed by the original creators of The Elder Scrolls along with many other people. They have a discord known as the council of wisdom that you can find a link to on most of their videos and on their website.
by Wayward WHAT August 2, 2021
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Just like in the reals

Used as an alternative to "just like in real life / in the real world". Currently used by out-of-touch marketing executives and aging, formerly-trendy people desperately clinging to the last shreds of relatability with maturing zoomers, attempting to prove they are still trendy and "with it".

Inverse of the phrase "Just like in the simulations."
1: "If you spend money on this product or service, you'll have an edge on your competition- just like in the reals."
2: "Shut up, grandma. Go get your AARP card, you old fat bitch."
1: "I'm only 37. Stop being so toxic, you sexist, body-shaming incel!"
2: "Are you so elderly and out-of-touch you're unable to 'internalize' how blatantly artificial you sound to other people?"
1: *Spends a full 60 minutes angrily ranting on Twitter*
by Robert Boucher August 28, 2021
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Lady Madonna Ramsay

A celebrity who has a world famous pretzel business.
by kuonsmask January 22, 2022
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The Cracked Realms

A Shit D&D Server full of toxicty and homosexuals with no life. Best place ever.
The Cracked Realms is shit
by Camy Cnt February 15, 2022
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