Bladed Reach Around

The act of cutting ones genitals off with a knife.

The phrase first appeared in Song Reader: the musical

"If you don't pay me by the end of the week, I'll give you one of my bladed reach around specials."

by Yuri Andropov July 21, 2016

The reach of shame

When you are at your home or at a friends house or any public place overnight and you forget to bring your towel into the bathroom with you and another person has to hand you a towel while you reach through the small crack of the door so they don't see anything but your hand and arm.

"The other day, I had The reach of shame"

by TheSlaughterer July 20, 2017

kentucky reach around

When your boss fucks you but is courteous enough to pay you time and a half.

My boss gave me the old Kentucky reach around last night.

by The Last Canadian Hero September 13, 2017

Gratuitous reach around

From behind, reaching under the armpits and grabbing a woman's breasts.

I slipped behind the woman and gave her a gratuitous reach around.

by ClassicFZ December 9, 2017

Tallahassee reach around

When one or more objects are inserted simultaneously into two different orifices of a person by one individual.

Don't go to the gastroenterologist - he might just give you a Tallahassee reach around.

by JoshSucksAtUO October 4, 2018

little reachie

Directed to the one "reaching" in the moment of the reach being committed. A temporary tag to identify the " little reachie"

Man I said I would give you a ride, now you want to borrow my car. Look little reachie stop reaching.

by J*Potential July 5, 2021

Eskimo Reach Around

A sex act where a male or female places a ice cube under their partners balls, then attempt to jerk them off from behind and get them to finish before the ice cube melts.

Oh my god Brenden, i gave patrick the quickest Eskimo Reach Around last night.

by asorie July 14, 2023