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B.K. Randy

A bad kid or B.K. who you randomly get matched up with on a video game server like Xbox Live. Usually not a contributor, in fact most of the time they are annoying and useless. They are usually annoying and trash talk and use profanity to make up for their lack of friends and sexual insecurities.
Dude! On MLG match making last night I got paired up with this 'RFX Amplified' B.K. Randy!
B.K. Randy by Jabadapollard February 18, 2009

Bad kid randy 

A person who you meet in a matchmaking game or someone you otherwise don't know. They are bad at games and possibly at life. You usually want to play multiplayer games with a full party of friends. This way you can avoid having to play with randies.

Derived from the Anglo-Saxon word, Randy Travis.
The Decode, Torture Trilogy, TrickyPlatypus.

WOW! Look at that bad kid randy! He's so "good" at games!
Bad kid randy by Ashes in Fall July 10, 2009

Rectal Randy 

the act of being horny for anal sex
Baby I'm so rectal randy, take my quivering anus now!
Rectal Randy by Greg S. September 24, 2004

Soggy randy 

The act of having a mixture of sexual fluid and snot in your mustache, then proceeding to make out with your significant other.
"Oh last night was wild dude. I gave Sarah a good ol soggy randy."
Soggy randy by irondeath March 10, 2017

Squealing Randy 

Squealing Randy

When you assume the prone bone position and rest your fatass gut (like Randy from Trailer Park Boys)on her lower back, therefore immobilizing the girl while you furiously squeal into her ear like a castrated pig until completion.
"My girl wanted to ride on top, but I gave that bitch a Squealing Randy instead."
Squealing Randy by Taintmaster223 September 20, 2017

Raunchy Randy 

Similar to the concept of a wet willie but instead of shoving your wet finger into the unsuspecting victim’s ear, you shove it into their anus.
Chad: Bro I can’t believe my dad gave me a raunchy randy when I bent over in front of him the other day!
Brad: Dude that sucks! I would’ve never expected that coming!
Raunchy Randy by mustysausage May 29, 2018