Elf pubes

The hairy green seaweeds that float in the ocean water are actually elf pubes. When the eldest elf dies in the village their pubes must be shaved because the hairs contain special powers which mustn’t be used for evil and only for good.

Look out it’s elf pubes in the water don’t touch them!

by The little dingler man July 23, 2023

Chef pubes

The little sprinkling of garnish such as Alfalfa or oregano that a chef uses to dress up a plate, but really they it just gets in the way and get stuck in your teeth. Much like a stray Pube.

Oh man, they have put chef pubes on my steak. It doesn’t even look good and it will get stuck in my teeth.

by Practical definer August 30, 2023

The purest of LZ

Its Geno SansThe Skull of LZ end of debate

Geno Sans is The Purest of LZ

by BlastyBlastHere August 5, 2024

Jammed Pubes

When your pubes get caught in your zipper

I was trying these new jeans and got a bad case of the Jammed Pubes.

by BigConCon December 14, 2024

Evil pubes

the famous steam user who allegedly has evil pubes

I have evil pubes

by Adamn Killa June 5, 2025

Smugar pumps

Common slang for extremely large boobs recently used as catcall an evolution to sugar tits
Pronounced Smugar sugar with an M
ˈSHMo͝oɡər pəmp

“HOLY SHIT LOOK AT HER SMUGAR PUMPS”

“Hey smugar pumps”

by Smugar November 29, 2025

Shut your pubes

To tell another person to be quite in the harshest of ways.
Must be said with a thick Belfast accent, and preferably through the side of ones mouth.

Mike: I think we should watch the Iron Giant tonight.
Alex: No, that's a sad film.
Mike: You never want to watch sad films even it they're really good.
Alex: Shut your pubes

by Maman René July 7, 2011