pokemon fossil

The act of a man wrapping his flaccid penis around his testicles and scrotum, therefore assuming the appearance of a Pokemon fossil.

Last night, Jeff got drunk and showed me his Pokemon fossil.

by Ya Boy T-Diddy March 18, 2016

Pokemon Goer

A individual who frequently engages in playing Pokemon Go. You can easily identify these people as they walk through public places in a awkward fashion while looking at their phone. Many Pokemon Goers live in denial that the app may interfere in their social life. In extreme cases this app will influence their life decisions and daily routine.

--Why has Joe break up with Mary?
--He has become a serious Pokemon Goer and Mary was taking up too much Pokemon time

by J-Lee Lingo July 22, 2016

PokemonGo

A game that almost put or even put people's fucking lives at stake.

It is also a game not made for lazy people since you go into a lot of places like the bathroom or any fucking place imaginable.
Only die hard fans can complete this fuckin' mess

PokemonGo is a game

by tailsDuck August 21, 2016

Pokemon

A game that teaches you about enslaving animals and putting them in a ball the size of your hand with no space and no sleep

Ash in a pokemon battle: PIKACHU I CHOOSE YOU
Pikachu: all my friends are dead push me to the edge all my friends are dead push me to the edge

by RIBBITE April 7, 2021

pokemon

The most cringe-ass game/series ever made

Updog:I love Pokemon!
Shadowy: you probably have covid since you have shit taste

by 𝕊𝕙𝕒𝕕𝕠𝕨𝔼ツ March 23, 2022

Pokemon

The original simulated cockfight. Revolves around capturing cute little animals for the purpose of pitting them against one another in vicious battles, the winner of which gets prize money.

KID: "Hey mom! I was playing Pokemon when I had my red rooster kill a cute yellow rat and after the battle I got prize money!"

MOM: "..."

by superdawge November 28, 2009

Pokemon

A Jamaican proctologist.

We'll got some pokemon 'mon!

Or

We'll get some Poke in there 'mon

by Neko312 September 23, 2010