puke magnet

When babies and children always puke when your around or taking care of them.

“ I’m sorry Terry puked on you. He’s been fine all day. Your like a puke magnet.”

by Swordart 239 October 8, 2018

Puke-fucking

When you fuck someone with puke covering your dick/finger.

Probably not popular porn wise, but I just got it from Lucifer Valentine, who's probably dead. Rest in peace.

Lucifer: Man, gotta love puke-fucking, ey?

Interviewer: Uhhhh, yeah

by ChaoticStixx October 20, 2018

pukey

A word only to be used to describe an Aleeyah or Dylan and is neither an insult nor a compliment, simply a pukey

“Damn look at Dylan over there being a total pukey”

by dyldo243 November 15, 2018

pukecumber

When a girl is giving you a blow job and is cutting down on calories but she pukes on the dick due to the gag reflex. The lubricant introduced is called the pukecumber.

Amber gave me that sick pukecumber last night. It was so good I hit her with a lazy leopard.

by Fuckery duckery doo May 27, 2019

puke grenade

When your trying to be a bad ass, and drink so much alcohol you projectile vomit.
Also, You're a wingman on a date, and your job is to lay on the grenade, meaning take one for the team, meaning date the not so hot friend, and you drink so much to make it happen, you accidentally puke on them.
Also the name of a DJ in Florida named Puke Grenade.

Dude, quit trying to show off. You're gonna puke grenade everyone.

by Jizzonyourmomstits May 31, 2019

puketine

(noun) the puddles of half-digested poutine vomit found around diners in the greater Montreal area in the morning.

Watch out for the puketine when walking by le banquise tomorrow morning.

by inkinmytea April 6, 2019

Puke a dog off a gut wagon

Something that is really nasty

Uuhhhhhhgggggg this coleslaw is so gross you could puke a dog off a gut wagon!

by puddytat April 27, 2019