Puberter

Someone that's going through puberty, and acts like a dick. Very mature, and boring.

Matt: Hey Gerald! Did you know Mark's going through puberty!
Gerald: No, I don't fuck puberters.
Mark: Hey guys, I-I mean, kids.
Gerald: Shut the fuck up puberter!

by asdni1324 June 14, 2018

gnat's pube

Microscopic unit of measurement that is a fraction of a knats cock and a gnat's ass. Most often used to describe a precision that is much finer than is actually required.

Damnit, Paul! We need to drill that hole within a gnat's pube of the mark or the whole project will go tits up.

by UrbanRuss May 15, 2008

pube art

pubic hair trimmed and shaved in an artistic way

Dude her pubes are shaped like a heart.
Yeah that is the best pube art I have ever seen.

by davidsito June 25, 2009

pubesocket

the little hole from which pubic hair grows forth

"dude is it normal for three hairs in one pubesocket?"
"dunno, could be an ingrown one"

by tsuchinoko November 7, 2012

Pubesque

Having facial hair closely related to the pubic area of an 80's porn star

He let his hair and beard grow which gave him a pubesque look.

by Meli81 July 3, 2014

pubescent turkey

Someone who is being immature or trying to act older than they actually are; it can also be used as comeback in almost every situation possible

Example A:

*12 year old boy tries to act 14*

You pubescent turkey, get a fucking life.

Example B:

Person: Leo you fucking piece of bread.

You (Leo): You pubescent turkey don't fucking talk to me.

*curse words such as ass or fucking can be inserted between "pubescent" and "turkey"

Example C:

Person: Laura you're being a bitch.

You (Laura): You pubescent ass turkey get the fuck away from me.

by saltyturkey May 27, 2016

pubespikes

Where pubic hair spikes up like little triangles

Hey Faraj your pubespikes are longer than mine

by Bobbydaboi January 31, 2018