When you sleep with a woman harboring a nasty yeast infection and you're looking down at your sweet and sour dickin', wondering where you went wrong.
Bill: Fuck dude, I think Margaret had a yeast infection, I've been itching like crazy!
Sam: Eww dude, you keep pawing at those breaded pubes, and you're leaving a trail of bread crumbs.
Sam: Eww dude, you keep pawing at those breaded pubes, and you're leaving a trail of bread crumbs.
by Garlic Head September 12, 2021
1. the fresh shavings of a pencil
2. the pubes of a skinny person
*not to be confused with "pubes pencil"
2. the pubes of a skinny person
*not to be confused with "pubes pencil"
While bored at work, Patricia shaved up a bunch of pencil pubes and then everyone started calling her Patty Pencil Pubes and then she had to clean all that shit up
by angie O edema November 16, 2018
by pubeman54322 June 15, 2011
The practice of trimming the pubic hair region with two (2) small lines of hair connecting from the base of the penis to a large semi-round overgrowth of hair above it. Should resemble a standard parachute even to the untrained eye
Jason David England: Author of "How to Nurse your Wallaby" can be seen showing off this style of Pube fashion in various magazines across the U.S. as well as Europe is the inventor of the "Pube Parachute"
by DocHoliday187 September 07, 2008
Sarah: So I went back to Jon's last night.
Beth: Oh yeah?
Sarah: He pulled out his dick and...it was covered with hair!
Beth: Jon has a pube cannon, haha. Gross
Beth: Oh yeah?
Sarah: He pulled out his dick and...it was covered with hair!
Beth: Jon has a pube cannon, haha. Gross
by thatmanwotsaidthings May 22, 2013
When a large black man takes his dreaded 2 foot long pubes with a built in vibrator, and puts it in a man's asshole, and keeps it in until the insides are hairy and the receiving man has shit his intestines out.
I caught some opps lacking and shoot em up besides lil tt, then I pubes anginal mating wit him.
Damn do it to me bby gurl
Damn do it to me bby gurl
by fuck dead opps in ass May 24, 2022
by paula the best September 01, 2022