Pregressive

A person who advocates for “progressive” causes on subjects of race, gender, sexuality, etc. without realizing that such ideas are based on regressive stereotypes.

1.My kids pregressive teacher tried to tell me my son was trans because he played with dolls and had tea parties. My dead great grandfather would say shit like that, I didn’t expect it in this day & age.

2. Pregressive ideology dictates that black folks can’t achieve economic independence without charity and help from white liberals. That’s just old school racism right there.

by Charlie Sheens Tiger Heart January 15, 2023

Professor Prostate

Any Medical Science professor that teaches the material given in the class in the utmost gruesome and disturbing way possible.

"Man, Reginald is such a Professor Prostate! Can he not make something disturbing?"

by McSand_boi May 10, 2023

Professor Kkat

N. An internet personality and profile consisting of a humanoid white cat with blue eyes in a lab coat.

Random Discord user: Oh yeah, that CHEESE server was made by Professor Kkat.
Other User: What's so great about cheese anyway?
Professor Kkat: ANY SANE PERSON LIKES CHEESE!!!

by Professor Kkat August 3, 2023

Professor of Linguistics

Someone who studies language.

I've spent all my life with a professor of linguistics.

by Charles104 November 14, 2023

Processor Performance

The speed of your CPU in your PC, laptop, or workstation. This is never written out in full and is always abbreviated as "pp."

Guy with massive Processor Performance: I have a huge pp.
Guy with tiny Processor Performance: I wish my pp was that large.

by ledskof November 14, 2023

Pogressivationalitingiously

Extremely sexist but in such a gamer way that it's seen as a parental way of showing admiration to one's dickplay
komisches Wort das Kirimaru mir geschickt hat

You are so Pogressivationalitingiously!
- Oh thanks!

by mitranin January 17, 2024

Professor BB

A discordian who goes to the gym 5 days a week, runs 35 km per week, does 4 sets of 30 reps of 75 kg on leg press but only squat 10kg for reps. Has a vocabulary of “uh huh” & “nuh uh” also watches cp casually.

“cp ain’t allat”
- Professor BB

by #1 BB fan January 21, 2024