Premature Evaluation

When a man does something hastily and quick because he is horny.

Damn she's hot, but I wish I would of known about Tammy Sue's step-brother Earl before I married her. Will they ever find a cure for premature evaluation?

by Mishpuka August 8, 2010

preface

preface is the clear fluid that leaks out of a guy's dick prior to having a cumgasm ... preface = pre-cum

I'm a leaker -- When I jack off I always have pools of preface on my lower abs!

by USAF Cadet August 31, 2021

Premale

An adolescent who thinks he's part of the ghetto, but is barely ten years old.

'Fuck man! that premale has theived ya' car!'

by Stay_happy19 May 3, 2007

Preaching Wombat

The act of two homosexual men rubbing their nipples on one another, one of the males (1) then proceeds to drop plants on the ground. While the second male (2) eats the plants from the ground, taking the bait, the other male (1) brutally rapes him. Before ejaculation, the two finish off by praying to their god.

Ossian and Isak performed the Preaching Wombat yesterday! Ossian took the bait. The ambulance arrived shortly after it ended.

by OssianO May 6, 2011

prejact

A premature ejaculation. Creaming your pants.

I hope I don't ejact on my big date.

Ewwww mom Billy just ejacted.

by Anonymous May 22, 2003

premature jumpulation

A term used in volleyball when the hitter attempts to spike the ball, but jumps too early - resulting in a loss of the point.

Man, we would have won that game if it wasn't for your premature jumpulation.

by Piper808 November 23, 2007

Premature Chip

A chip which hasn't been cooked properly. It stands out from all the rest as it isn't as golden and tasty as the others and genrally doesn't get eaten.

"Oh gosh, i think I just ate a premature chip."

"Hard Luck, did it taste disgusting?"

"Yes, I think I will stick to the normal ones"

by bubblez119944 February 18, 2009