Pre-ex

Pre-ex refers to your ex boyfriend/girlfriend before the break up. Many people get confused when someone refers to their ex if they are talking about before or after the break up.

If a person says, "My ex burned my house down" you wouldn't know if the ex boyfriend/girlfriend burned the house down while they were still dating and that's why they broke up or if they broke up and then the ex boyfriend/girlfriend burned the house down.

Bro 1: Bro I made out with my Pre-ex a lot.
Bro 2: Nice, so who you making out with now?

vs

Bro 1: Bro I made out with my ex a lot.
Bro 2: Nice, you getting back together?

by Kentviknesh July 19, 2018

Pre 911

All those wholesome television shows that happened before 9/11/2001.

Becky: "Omg, when Monica off of friends starts talking about Ross and her giving each other wedgies"
Phil: "Oh yeah, that show is definitely Pre 911"

by betterCallButters July 28, 2018

Pre-Blown

When you smoke weed on your way to go smoke weed, or when you smoke weed while waiting for a friend to show up and smoke weed.

“Hey bro, are you stoned on this weed yet? I’m high as a kite.”

“Nah, sorry man, I got pre-blown during the drive over here.”

by Undead Meathead August 21, 2018

Pre-Defense

the feeling of preparing yourself for a discussion or an argument. You make sure that every fact, opinion or point that you want to make gets across exactly how you would want it to if you were actually saying it to someone in person. It makes you feel as if you "won" the argument or got your point across successfully because you actually thought it out, when in reality all you did was go over what you said to yourself in the shower, in the mirror, or even to your mom. Most people get this feeling when they know or feel as though they are about to get into an argument or if they feel heavily about a topic they already know what they want to say. Usually when it gets to the argument or the discussion most people forget what they "planned" to say and just start speaking without thinking about what they already thought about.

My roommate had a pre-defense to her and her boyfriend's argument.

by Ccrobin August 30, 2018

Pre-flake

When someone decides not to commit to plans that haven't even been created yet.

Person 1: "We're probably going out again sometime next week if you wanna come."
Person 2: "No thanks, I'll probably be busy."
Person 1: "Bro, did you just pre-flake on us?"

by TheRealAndrewconda June 1, 2018

Pre-Puke

When you eat a large amount of food, then puke a little in your mouth, then swallow it back.

"I was eating a fat bag of hot Cheetos, and then i had a Pre-Puke.

by ChingidyChang April 3, 2018

Pre-mortem

An analysis or discussion of an event held before the incident occurred, especially in order to determine why it would be a failure.

A pre-mortem of your actions, will inspire you to plan ahead for the future.

by KIMCHIOTL May 28, 2018