Cool-priviledge

Cool attracts cool and wants cool around. This way many doors open to the privileged one which remain closed to the one not gifted with a natural coolness.

- Yo, dave got that new job at the agency quick fam. Im still lookin. it's tough.

+ Thy chillness may not reach a potential adequate enough for the highnesses lower their fruit you desperately try to picketh.

- You're buggin. I got cool-priviledge! My mama said so!

by freedolean June 5, 2022

HP Pavilion Gaming

gaming laptop (NOT THE DESKTOP)
very cool
geforce 1650
144hz screen
16 gb of ram
ryzen 5 5600h
512 gb ssd
999 dollars
insane laptop

Guy: bro did you see micheal? he has a hp pavilion gaming
Friend: yeah bro hes so cool
micheal: gaming

by bob boberson but better July 11, 2022

Birth Privilege

Birth Privilege, or born person privilege, is the societal privilege that entitles born persons to advocate for non-born persons to be aborted by their mothers if and when the unborn person becomes a burden to their mother any time before they are born, regardless of whether or not the born person realizes they too were also supposed to be aborted by their mother.

Hey Karen, I’m glad your mom walked out of the abortion clinic before you were born, otherwise you couldn’t join me at the Women’s March this weekend where we’ll be executing our birth privilege to let women know they can only be equal to men if they’re free to abort their unborn offspring!

by 20th Century Blinder August 1, 2022

Woke privilege

Opportunities that only arise because of a perceived victimhood that can't be ignored in woke culture

"Look, it's that fucken idiot hosting the red carpet event again. He/she is only on TV because of woke privilege"

by Charwunsee January 23, 2023

Kakao Privilege

Kakao Privilege is a myth created by HYBE fans to undermine the hardwork and achievement of groups debuting under middle grade korean entertainment companies which shares are bought by Kakao Entertainment

IVE is succesful because of Kakao Privilege

by Ella Marie Jansen January 27, 2023

Colored privilege

Colored privilege provides people of color the ability to discredit/ discriminate white people without consequences, straight up denying what they are saying is racist.

Jerome: “White people are the root of all evil!”

Peter: “That sounds pretty racist honestly…”

Jerome: “You can’t discriminate the oppressor, im exercising my colored privilege”

by You don’t like to hear it February 8, 2023

slack privilege

blaming poor performance on prior poor performance

Logan's room had declined cartoonish depiction, as he invoked slack privilege to family and friends.

by MikeFigurski February 22, 2023