hater potater

Someone who is giving out hate and likes to be a potato at the same time.

marc: tumblr is so stupid
me: stop being such a hater potater

by Dr.phil August 1, 2012

potato wine

A term used in reference to vodka, due to the fact that it is made from distilled potatos.

You're not supposed to let potato wine touch your tongue.

by EctoplasmOnToast May 4, 2006

Potato-N-Gravy

A less obvious and crude way of describing cum and shit, which may be in the same place at the same time during gay sex.

"John fucked Edward's ass and as they climaxed and cummed, there was Potato-N-Gravy all over the place. On John's cock and a glacier of it in Edward's ass crack."

by Boo Boy May 28, 2008

potato anus

when your anus is so stretched from extreme awesome butt sex it can perfectly fit a potato or other object that size.

Oh my god Ally has a potato anus! It's so gross!

by MrWolf5000 September 3, 2012

potato goggles

You are said to be wearing potato goggles if you are primarily attracted to White people, especially if you are non-White.

Karl: "I think Kyle is super cute. I like his smile."

Davey: "I don't see what you see but I have potato goggles so what do I know!"

by haveagooddavey January 7, 2017

Potato

The foolish believers of fake news commonly found on the internet, specifically social media. These potato’s or Taters can be found liking, sharing, and commenting on the most obvious of made up posts.

Originated on America’s Last Line of Defense social media group.

<someone posts verifiably fake made up content>

1: thank you for getting truth out there and fighting those neocommies

2: I love the smell of potato in the morning

by Whynotyo? February 26, 2019

Street Potatoes

Poop left by Crackheads in back alleys & other discreet places.

"Oh shit, I almost stepped in some street potatoes while taking out my trash! The police REALLY need to fix the drug problem in this city!"

by GrinchPIB October 5, 2019