porchmonkey

a black redneck, preferably illterate and ugly

"Jimmy, why the fuck are you such a porchmonkey?"

by jimmy nguyen January 13, 2008

poophead

weirdo, uncommon monk, plain insane, no life, pathetic

abigail is a major poophead for putting the cat in the toilet.

by Sara Allard November 28, 2006

poopher

another word for farting

by Dani February 16, 2003

Porch Fiend

A person who fiends sitting on there porch gocking at others walking by. These people are usually old and don't have much else to do.

hey man that cougar does nothing but sit on her porch and prey on young guys she is a fucking cougar ass porch fiend

by Oracl3 December 31, 2007

Porchio

A raised, sheltered landing extending from the front of a house, often found with houses sitting noticeably above street-level. Not nice enough to count as a proper porch, too small and covered to be considered a patio.

I was sitting on my front porchio sipping on some iced tea and reading the funny papers.

by Tommysaurus Rex May 4, 2010

porch cred

A display of one's popularity defined by the number of individuals relaxing on one's porch compared to one's neighbors.

Dude, only three people are out here, next door like twenty people are on the patio. This is really killing our porch cred.

by Brutal Iris April 3, 2011

Porch Bonk

A person of the negro race who sits on there porch eating their fried chicken and kool-aid and looking at there Impala

porch bonk

by Arabidongifufalamatoma January 21, 2011