Jax Porky

To receive felatio from a girl directly after she regurgitates her consumption of the evening.

Man, that ho booted all over the place then sucked off Mike. I never figured he'd go for a Jax Porky!

by Shy Needwood December 13, 2008

Pony Porker

A name for a "brony" that feels the need to convert everyone to lovers of My Little Pony.
As an Action Someone who fantasizes about sexual relations between themselves and the characters of my little pony.

" Someone please get these damn Pony Porkers off DA"
" Ran into a herd of pony pokers at comic con, nearly shit my pants."

by Dr.X213 June 29, 2013

smokey pokey

She is my girl who can't stop smoking when she should before she gets pregnant instead of when she finds out she's pregnant!

Gosh, I want to get you pregnant, but you cant even stop smoking you Smokey Pokey.

by L33TZOR September 22, 2013

Awkward Porker

An awkward erection.

What's up with you?
I got an awkward porker!

by Bongo9000 September 25, 2015

resort porky

Overeating, drinking and being a total pig while staying at an all inclusive vacation resort

Bruh trally packed on the pounds while he was a resort porky..

by KImCobain June 6, 2016

Orca porker

A gentleman who prefers sexual congress with big boned ladies or, indeed, men. A chubby chaser.

"Oh man, look at her! She's got more cushion for the pushin'!"
"Dude, you're such an Orca porker."

by watsonp November 17, 2016

roast porker

A human carnivore who into bestiality necrophilia. Often will have sex with a slit cut in a piece of store bought meat and then eat it or Sex with road killed animals

You see the news today? They caught a roast porker in the act on highway 9 . He was viewed by over one hundred motorist and a few bus loads of children. Exhibitionist are some strange folks!

by Dick Goesinya June 2, 2017