Texas Mud Puddle

When you have a girl on her back for anal intercourse, you pull out and rub your member on her belly button to make it brown then unload in her belly button. Hence the mud puddle.

Troy: So how did your date go with Mindy?
Ernie: I didn't think anything was going to happen but before I knew it she was on her back and I was giving her a Texas Mud Puddle.

by Lunchbox2 March 23, 2011

cuddle puddle

what is left on the bed after making love to a "squirter"

I met this super hot chick last night, and we had the most awesome sex, but then I had to go out & buy a new mattress because there was an enormous cuddle puddle!

by CLP7 May 5, 2014

meat puddle

pussy

Hey baby, I wanna step in your meat puddle.

by Bishop Floggin August 3, 2003

stroodle poodle

A stroodle poodle is a friendly woman with the looks of a dog, who eats a lot of pastry.

That stroodle poodle over there looks fine in those boots.

by David Wilkinsonson March 2, 2007

Crazed Sex Poodle

Al Gore as described by a massage therapist in his hotel room.

" I told him he was acting like a Crazed Sex Poodle

by J.B.1.7. June 29, 2010

puddle cruiser

a creepy old guy who cruises the puddles of the playgrounds to find some wet child to diddle.

wow...see that creepy old guy beside the van in the high socks and short shorts? hes a total; puddle cruiser.

by weisyo May 31, 2006

puddled

Unintentional recipient of copious amounts of Lysergic Acid Diethylamide - 25

Woahhh! I've been puddled - I've only a three-foot square sight of focused vision - everything else is blurry... That "water" I felt land on my back and neck in the show earlier was obviously something far more potent.

by BlackHeart14 February 10, 2015