Playing piano

A guy fingering a girl on each side while riding in a car.

John was playing piano with Kellie on his left and Kandis on his right.

by Julie271 December 5, 2019

Playing Evelyn Salt

A middle-aged Russian beautiful woman who shoots very well, can speak 4 languages or more. I mean she's incredible.

Josh: My sister-in-law is Playing Evelyn Salt
Larry: Really? How?
Josh: Now she's a cop!

by Comrade, no I'm not from USS April 6, 2020

Playing

There's never a shortage of sides to play.

That dude Eric church always wanted to play everyone's side, he tried to play up to one too many egos and wound up playing himself instead. At least people would never think he was uptight.

by Solid Mantis May 27, 2020

Playing bagpipes

When you blow air into woman’s vagina then push on her stomach to force the air out.

My asshat boyfriend Brian keeps blowing air in my pussy, he thinks it’s funny, he says he’s playing bagpipes

by Spydirman70 September 23, 2020

playing with the closet door

When someone purposefully leaves their sexual orientation ambiguous while near consistently acting like they’re about to come out as something other than straight to their friends or family.

“Damn, Sam keeps playing with the closet door. I cant tell if she’s straight, bi, pan or what! I’ve tried asking but she always dodges the question.”

by The Big Toast October 11, 2020

Playing all sides

Someone looking for an Achilles heel and sending a gift horse is most likely playing both the Greeks and the Trojans.

He/she was playing all sides.

by Solid Mantis December 31, 2020

Playing an unrated

Actively avoiding a situation in which in the past you were a regular member and participant. Particularly in social occasions such as playing games with friends.

"We're one person short what's going on?"

"Oh Joe is playing an unrated"

by BigMonkeyFan April 10, 2021