maiden's piss

Aussie Slang for Cheap White Wine (circa 1970's - 1980's)

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by Peter Jackson's May 8, 2017

safety piss

The act of urinating, not due to a biological need or urge, but as a precaution before entering a situation in which excusing one's self to the facilities would be either inconvenient, detrimental, or a social faux pas.

Steve: "Hey, how'd the job interview go?"
Juan: "Their bathrooms were locked, so I couldn't take a safety piss beforehand. Really kinda threw off my mojo."

Donny: "Hey man, save my seat."
James: "Where are you going?"
Donny: "Taking a safety piss; this movie's three hours long!"

Craig: "I really wish I'd taken a safety piss."
Minister: "And do you, Craig, take Tina to be your lawfully wedded wife..."

by Darren C August 31, 2010

Piss Muncher

Literally: Someone that pisses into an ice cube tray and freezes their piss then proceeds to munch on their piss cubes.
Figuratively: Someone that is very weird and or very annoying.

Dean: “Hey Alex, did you hear that Oscar is a piss muncher?”
Alex: “Yeah I figured, he’s so weird and annoying.”

by ZestyyLemons January 26, 2019

Piss-arc

When standing as far away from the toilet as possible and attempting to piss in the bowl. Works best when cock is erect.

"Wow, that Piss-arc I just had was as beautiful as a rainbow."

by 9A Slang March 11, 2009

Piss Wedge

Something I came up with its kinda like piss ant or piss monkey. But its basically when your being stubborn and annoying or are just a cunt

"Your such a piss wedge" or "stop being a piss wedge"

by Bango May 14, 2020

Pissing the shit

To literally piss shit because someone has made you angry.

Quentin is pissing the shit out of Sarah.

by A real deal October 27, 2012

Pissed as a Chook

A Word of New Zealand origin and slang to indicate extreme intoxication after overindulgance in alcohol

Jerrys downed 15 export golds and 2 JDs and coke and is now pissed as a chook.

by Pol Pothead November 7, 2012