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Penguin Pile

When you get separated from your wife at the zoo and end up locked in the penguin exhibit and are lonely and horny looking for companionship and the only thing around is a group of furry penguins that ultimately ends up in some kind of fucked up inter-species orgy.
I got separated from my wife at the zoo so I got in a penguin pile.
by Penguinandbeerpong August 20, 2016
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Cooter pile

A lady's vagina that looks like a raw sea scallop freshly opened...
I saw a woman at the gas station and knew for sure she had a gigunter cooter pile
by Stina1 December 23, 2016
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golden pile

When you piss a hole in the center of a pile of poop until it resembles a volcano.
I once pissed a hole in the middle of my poop while I was on the toilet...It looked a volcano...It definitely was the golden pile.
by Tressie Ca La La November 24, 2016
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San Francisco pile driver

A guy puts a condom on his foot or hand and covers it in lube. Then proceeds to punch/ kick a private part till it goes in.
I saw a guy get a San Francisco pile driver now I'm mentally scarred
by Big chief nutsack July 22, 2016
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Scandinavian pile driver

A cocktail beyond your wildest dreams, concocted by a Mr. Diaz. No one knows the ingredients, although there are undertones of honey.
That Diaz sure knows how to make a Scandinavian pile driver
by chestrrrr March 18, 2021
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Pile

UK. A large, often dilapidated historic country house that posh people live in.
They sold their flat in Chelsea and bought a huge pile in Wiltshire, dahling.
by Equaliser March 4, 2021
mugGet the Pilemug.

WOULD PILES

A person who let"s you EAT ASS they say but when you ask them to push the sphincter something else happens.

ASS IN THE AIR.

Most just don't have BOWEL COMTROL.
I will meet you in NUMBER TWO BUTT I have to get my stuff first and they don't show up as someone else is licking their WOULD PILES as they are very TURDIOUS to them and not you.

ASS IN THE AIR FIRE the WOULD PILES are coming to a THEATHER near you as don't miss thIs engagement.

Cannot push that SPHINCTER OUT without generating WOULD PILES OF SHIT.
by STINKING LIKE SHIT June 22, 2021
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