Crimson Eye Patch

When a person wears a used maxi pad as an eye patch.

I was at a party and woke up with a crimson eye patch.

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by Cadella May 18, 2011

Sour Patch Jizz

The left over sugar in the bottom of a bag of sour patch kids.

High Kid 1: yo man i love eating the sugar at the bottom of these sour patch kids.

High Kid 2: you mean the sour patch jizz?

by ThePatchKid January 11, 2013

Columbian Soul Patch

When you smear fecal mater on you chin in an effort to pass it off as a beard.

Did you see Frankie's new beard? Ya, it's a Columbian soul patch.

by Jayare87 May 12, 2018

Sexy Man Patch

A smaller patch of hair located in the center on man's chest.

Girl: I love the hair between your pecks baby.
Boy: You mean this sexy man patch?

by inlove09 September 6, 2009

Sour patch girl

When a girl goes number one before getting her pussy ate out. It's sour at first, but the more you lick it, the sweeter it gets.

Her pussy tasted funny at first. I think she was a sour patch girl.

by TEM July 14, 2014

dirty soul patch

the act of eating a girl out while she is taking a dump. If you've done this, should probably reevaluate your life or at least get a blumpkin in return.

Oh it's because I was doing a dirty soul patch on this slut. I guess I forgot to wipe...

by shits and clits March 17, 2011

pearl eye patch

Derived from pearl necklaceA load of ejaculate shot on the face of a supine person that pools over only one eye. see also pearl monocle

After receiving the pearl eye patch, she was angry that I made pirate noises and didn't have any Visine.

by chowderlap August 4, 2008