Filthy Panda

After engaging in Anal Intercourse and ejaculating, a male rubs his shitty, dripping cock across a females eyes..

I totally pulled out gave that bitch a filthy panda right in the face.

by Hunty14 January 7, 2011

panda baby

A mixed baby that is both black and white.

Did you know she's pregnant by a black dude? Yep, panda baby on the way.

by Audacious Steve August 15, 2017

Panda Express

A place that makes chicken way to big

Panda Express you better cut down your chicken because how am I supposed to fit this in my mouth

by Billy hebejibe November 6, 2019

Panda tan

When someone who wears glasses or swim goggles gets a tan/sunburn everywhere except their eyes so they look like a panda.

Bro, I wore sunglasses all day today and now I have a massive panda tan.

by Corny boi August 10, 2019

panda strategy

being stupid, cute, and innocent (or often pretending to be) to make up for your inability to fend for yourself and/or lack of meaningful contributions in life, with the hopes that other people will love and support you out of pity. it's just like real pandas. literally the whole species is useless but they're only alive because "uwu cute"

he can't drive or do taxes, but everyone's happy to support him because he acts like he can't do anything wrong. he's forced to rely on the panda strategy for his survival.

by out getting milk August 26, 2023

confused panda

when you are not understanding what is going on, or not aware of the scenario

I have no clue what is going on? I wouldn't even know where to start the project.. I am a confused panda

by meldarican June 1, 2011

RTC Panda

A panda raging over his gf being stuck in discord rtc

ah shit, discord is pooping itself again. oh look, there is rtc panda

by sure-not-today January 12, 2022