cox panda

A Cox Panda is a breed of panda native to The Berra (i.e. Canberra).

Locals often hunt them whilst naked. One Cox Panda will feed one local for an average of three days, and the skin is often used for warmth against the severe cold.

Like the Sex Panda, the Cox Panda is adept at face licking. It will lick your face off.

A: Is that a Cox Panda over there?

B: Yeah, should we kill it and eat it?

A: Nah, it's licking that Sex Panda's face... we should let them penetrate each other's intimacy bubbles.

by 5833124 April 30, 2010

the panda express

the sexual act of doing a quick preview of different variations of sexual moves in both the vagina and in the butt hole and than busting inside the woman's mouth

Amanda couldn't decide what she wanted so i just gave her the panda express

by sock123 September 23, 2010

Drunk panda

When you have too much to drink and you have lost your control to think straight. Means u had a good time

drunk panda

I was wasted last night and became a drunk panda. Or i was a drunken panda

by meldarican June 1, 2011

Trash panda

The thing you see when you go out side and hear noises

I was killed by my dad o yeah and raccoons are just trash pandas

by Timtunner November 30, 2020

panda butt

1. chloe's butt as governed by her swimsuit

2. panda butt being defined as a generic replacement of the word ass, most commonly for those of great asses or assdom. can be shortened to just panda.

1. i love chloe's panda... its just so great... i just wanna grab it!

2. oh wow, that girl has a nice panda butt

by dipshit double numero dos August 7, 2008

hostile panda

someone who becomes very hostile or defensive for no apparent reason. this person is usually a fucking noob.

Jill was just asking you a simple question, why did you have to become such a hostile panda?

by Zebediah July 7, 2006

Panda

State of drunkenness, commoly thought to be the ideal state of intoxication between "tipsy" and "shitfaced"; characterized by dopiness and laziness, but also being kinda cuddly like a panda.
Note: effects of being panda usually do not involve the compulsion to eat bamboo. Usually.

Chris: how drunk are you?
Will: Panda.

by Panda-boy January 22, 2011