The Pakistani Snowblower

An attempt to ejaculate into a violent storm of farts.

*Bonus points for taking laxatives prior to the attempt*

Bro, my girl ate a ton of beans and wouldn't put out. I was fed up and tried to jerk off on her only to end up with The Pakistani Snowblower.

by ~Magic_Carpet~ August 29, 2018

Paisacleta

A shitty mountain bike, that is of usually an uncommon brand, that looks absolutely deserving of a spot in the city landfill. I mean this bike is complete trash, the wheels squeek, the seat looks like a long dil, and the body's paint is peeling.

Uncle Pedro's means of transportation, It's a Paisacleta!

by My IQ is 2 January 22, 2011

Paisli

The most mean girl you can find out there a bully the worst friend anyone could ever have and the most ugly person in the whole universe

Hey. I just got bulled by Paisli again=(:::::::::

by Sarah123475 October 13, 2019

Paki

A liquor store owned by immigrants

I am going to the Paki

by iamanurbandictionaryuser March 12, 2020

Paki Ladder

A "ladder" consisting of two or more people, usually pakis, standing on each other's shoulders. Can be used when one does not have access to a "real" ladder, or when one is simply too stingy to buy one.

JOHN: "How can i get my ball back? It's stuck in that tree and i don't have a ladder."

ABDUL: "Don't worry John, we'll just make a paki ladder!"

by fuckthepopo123 August 12, 2012

Paki

in spanish, a slang that refers to heterosexuals.

- estuve charlando con ella, creo que me gusta.(I'be been chatting with her, I think I *like* her)
- no te ilusiones que es paki.(don't get your hopes up, she's paki)

by Mark Cain November 5, 2020

Pakistan Wine

The act of taking a tampon out of a girl then drinking the blood.

"Hey Steve guess what I did last night."

"What?"

"Gave that girl a Pakistan Wine!"

"Wow really how did it taste?"

"Like sour milk."

by Gwagz May 20, 2009