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Chick Picking

The process where men go out and pick up chicks in bars or clubs.
Do you want to go do some chick picking tonight?
by Terrence Cole October 7, 2010
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Post-parking regret

The feeling one gets when a parking space, or multitude thereof, much closer to the destination than the one used is discovered. Usually followed by a logistical debate over the decision to move the car into one of the superior spaces.
"Hey, there's a crapload of spaces over there!"
"Aww, that's some serious post-parking regret."
by Hbriz November 2, 2011
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Dick Picking

When the strings of a electric or acoustic guitar or any stringed instrument are picked with the penis
"Hey Johnny! Can you do a dick picking cover of Fire by Jimi Hendrix?"
by BaddaBinngBaddaBoom June 24, 2017
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Chicken Picking

Poking and picking around on the floor and around where one was sitting and loading the pipe for any dropped crumbs of crack once the main rock has been smoked.
Its all gone mate, now you're just chicken picking!
by ShadyJay August 3, 2017
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Car parking

The process of driving around late at night as a teenager with other people moving between car parks because you have absolutely nothing else to do.
"Hey bro lets go out with jenny and molly tonight, they want to see us!"

"No, I am not going car parking again just because you fancy molly"
by JMPdictionary October 19, 2018
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cock parking

The act of “Netflix and chill” but instead of sex, the guy’s soft cock is parked in the mouth of the person who’s head is in his lap while they both watch tv
I was at Brian/Brianna’s house yesterday cock parking while watching tv
by Mmmzzz January 5, 2020
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K-Mart Parking Lot

A place you go before school to get a suck from your ugly ass girlfriend.
If you want to see a thot, go to the K-Mart Parking lot.
by Gonorrhea45 January 12, 2018
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