No press

Short for-No pressure

Wanna chill later? No press.

by hef107 October 4, 2022

Panini Press

The act of one placing one’s flaccid penis on the glass of a scanner/copier and firmly closing the lid. If done properly, the penis will look like a firmly pressed panini sandwich.

“What happened to Steven today?”

“He accidentally hit “reply all” mid panini press, boss got jealous.”

by Daddylongdick813 September 1, 2020

dragon press

A form of gay man sex when you put the tips of said penises together at the heads until you have a super saiyan dick experience

Carl and johnny spent all night dragon pressing and said it was great

by Pikachu thot July 14, 2017

vibe pressed

When you are sad because someone is not giving u the same vibe,

that girl was vibe pressed

by joefyckenmama123 February 16, 2020

Spam Pressed Ham

Pressing ones bottom cheeks on a window of a stationary or moving vehicle

Oh Dear! looked at that 'spam pressed ham' thats just gone by!!!!

by Wally Von Wallington January 23, 2011

I’ll alert the press

sarcastic remark, indicating apathy regarding an unnecessary/uninteresting comment. See “alert the media” for similar meaning.

*dead silence*

A: I’m going to go to the bathroom

B: ….I’ll alert the press.

by gl.dot August 12, 2023

press up

when your about to fight someone or talking about a fight

andre-“yo homeboy i’m not the one to play with, i’m bout’ to press up on yo’ ass!”

lamar-“ nah homeboy ion want no problems!”

by ybfan101 December 20, 2022