Post-Drinking Poo 

a massive shit you do the day after a heavy nights drinking

usually comes around midday
it is excelled from your body at an alarming pace and tends to be as black as death itself

Hal: you were pretty smashed last night mate, how are you?
Josh: im not too bad, just had a right painful post-drinking poo though

Post-Drinking Poo by joshinho April 7, 2010

Post Novel Depression 

The feeling of extreme boredom/anxiety, in the first few days, following the completion of a good book.

Ever since finishing 'Cloud Splitter' by Russel Banks, I just can't seem to shake this Post Novel Depression.

I almost turned the tv on, maybe I have Post Novel Depression?
The doctor prescribed 'Barnes and Nobel' for my Post Novel Depression.

Post Novel Depression by Lance H. Johnson June 6, 2010

postversation

When two or more people have a conversation on a facebook wall post or status, leaving a lot of notifications for the status posters and likers.

Ted: Jeez, i had 15 notifications after Todd and bill had a postversation. Made me feel popular...

Fred: Tough luck.

postversation by henjew September 15, 2010

posefag

Usually an emo with pointy (most often blonde, black, blue, green, ping or red) dyed hair. The not-so-rare specie of posefags usually puke to lose weight, they often use skinny jeans, have piercings and listens to lame deathcore. Their primary mating-sounds is pigsquealing.

PS. They're camwhores.

-"I bet he's an emo because of his lack of style."
-"Oh really? He looks more like a posefag in those skinny jeans."

-"Dude, is he a girl?"
-"Nah, he just poses like one!"

posefag by SaneCube April 3, 2011

postabate 

to like your own post on social networking sites such as Facebook. Sometimes people feel bad when their posts are not liked by any of their friends on facebook. hence they start liking their own posts. and his is how postabation works ... just like masturbation works for boys.

Hey no one likes my post on FB... i should postabate ....

postabate by Rashi Sharma July 15, 2011

post-dump nirvana 

The extreme feeling of elation and pleasure of an empty blader following a pleasant dump.

"Dude I'm in post-dump nirvana right now. That dump was so good."

post-dump nirvana by Charles the Elephant October 24, 2011

Poseidon's Burn 

Similar to Poseidon's Kiss, Poseidon's Burn is when bleach or cleaning products are left in the toilet. When pooping, water and cleaning products splash up from the toilet bowl onto your butt or butthole causing a delicious burning sensation.

During defecation, Jennifer felt the delicious feeling of Poseidon's Burn as her log dropped into the pool below.

Poseidon's Burn by defineracoon April 2, 2019