The Office

A documentary about an epidemic in the city of Scranton, PA where people struggle to find love and relationships outside of the workplace.

Near complete list of hookups within The Office

Pam and Roy
Jim and Pam
Jim and Karen
Michael and Jan
Michael and Holly
Michael and Oscar
Angela and Dwight
Angela and Andy
Ryan and Kelly
Meredith and Bob Vance, Vance Refridgeration
Kelly and Darryl
etc.

by Suave July 1, 2009

security officer

An individual who when given a master key, radio, and flashlight turns into the douchiest know it all on the planet.

Oh look Josh the Security Officer is here 30 mins early for work.

by Tactical Tubba January 17, 2017

guest relations officer

A girl working in a club or bar in the Philippines to keep male customers company. The "Guest Relations Officer" or GRO always gets the men to buy her inflated priced "Ladies Drinks" that she gets a monetary kickback from. Nearly all GROs are prostitutes who can be "Bar Fined" and taken from the bar for short time or long time sex. Nearly all GROs fall under the auspices of the "Maddam" and live at the bar or in substandard dormitories provided by the bar.

After the cute little guest relations officer got me to buy her several ladies drinks, she suggested I bar fine her and take her back to my room for all night sex.

by Mark8 April 15, 2007

MySpace Official

1. What ultimately defines whether or not you're in a relationship - If your MySpace profile says "In a Relationship" and that person is in your top 8 (preferably number one), you're officially going out.

"Are Karen and Tully dating?"
"Well, I saw them making out at the movies, but they're not MySpace Official yet."

by aphexous May 4, 2006

Official Girl

Your one and only. Not some waste side chick you fool around with.

"Diddy!, I'm tired of being your unofficial girl, I WANNA BE YO OFFICIAL GIRL!!!" -- Says Cassie.

by pancakeycakes November 24, 2009

Office Polli-Tricks

The social structure of an occupation that consists of chicknheads, bratz, tricks and slappers.

When you work at a job that has many clique's and lazy broads, where rumors run as rampant as office transmitted STD's.

Places of "Office Polli-Tricks: McDonalds, Burger King, general fast food, urban offices, and inner-city high school.

"Of course I have no one to back me up with this paper work, chalk it up for Office Polli-Tricks."

by WXW March 21, 2007

offisewer

..... police officer working with an ethical code he found in the gutter...a sneaky cop...an unethical cop..a sly cop....a crooked cop...

That offisewer stole my watch when he pulled me over for a speeding ticket

by MsDeeVeeAns March 18, 2008