THIS IS A MAIN G RIGHT HERE INNIT, This person has lots of main gs but her main main gs are rude boy and Julio. This person is well respected in the roadman community and has been a member of the peppapigroadmanbussquad’ tribe for years, this person was raised by road men and they are educated well and their nickname is mashman, #roadmanlivesmatter
by Amb am November 19, 2019
Get the Tilly nicemug. She’s not interested. Trust me. It’s just her way of letting you down easy, be nice, but don’t be the nice guy
by sgk123 February 6, 2022
Get the Nice guymug. Nice Guys (TM) are the guys that make a point of announcing themselves as "nice", and who whine about never getting laid.
Many of the other definitions were written by "Nice Guys".
They're not.
They think they're entitled to sex just because they hold open a door once in a while. They're unsure of themselves to the point they can't manage a declarative sentence. They think strumming guitar makes them deep and they can't understand why it hasn't turned them into a pussy magnet. They are, almost without fail, sexist but tell themselves they're not because, of course, they're a Nice Guy. They tell themselves "nice guys don't get ahead" as an excuse for their own failings. They wrongly believe that women only like jerks, and are deeply bitter about it.
Most women do not like jerks. Women really do like nice guys. But a nice guy is NOT the dude playing gentleman so he can be rewarded with head. The real nice guys -the ones women really do want to date and fuck -are the ones who are genuinely decent human beings. Guys who make a point of calling themselves Nice Guys do not generally fall under this category. And they wonder why they aren't getting any ladies?
So, you fucking internet whiners, how about instead of pissing and moaning about how women never see what a great fella you are and take your pants off all because you took them shopping (you charmer, you!) you actually put some effort into being a real, live nice person instead of a Nice Guy (TM) ?
Many of the other definitions were written by "Nice Guys".
They're not.
They think they're entitled to sex just because they hold open a door once in a while. They're unsure of themselves to the point they can't manage a declarative sentence. They think strumming guitar makes them deep and they can't understand why it hasn't turned them into a pussy magnet. They are, almost without fail, sexist but tell themselves they're not because, of course, they're a Nice Guy. They tell themselves "nice guys don't get ahead" as an excuse for their own failings. They wrongly believe that women only like jerks, and are deeply bitter about it.
Most women do not like jerks. Women really do like nice guys. But a nice guy is NOT the dude playing gentleman so he can be rewarded with head. The real nice guys -the ones women really do want to date and fuck -are the ones who are genuinely decent human beings. Guys who make a point of calling themselves Nice Guys do not generally fall under this category. And they wonder why they aren't getting any ladies?
So, you fucking internet whiners, how about instead of pissing and moaning about how women never see what a great fella you are and take your pants off all because you took them shopping (you charmer, you!) you actually put some effort into being a real, live nice person instead of a Nice Guy (TM) ?
"Man, ladies only like jerks! I totally took this smokin' hot piece of ass -er, I mean, young lady -out for coffee that one time and didn't even suggest she skip the whipped cream so she could keep from getting fat, and she STILL would rather go out with the dude that treats her like a human being! Nice guys just finish last, I guess."
by MagVik October 21, 2011
Get the nice guymug. Noun, meaning any pleasant gesture resulting in a favorable outcome. By not being a nice one, it means that the person being talked about is, in fact, not a nice one. Although this is a noun, the context may vary and can be used as a pronoun, adjective, and about every other form you can think of.
'Hey, Todd, can you hand me a nice one?'
'Scott, you are not a nice one.'
'Jarf, I just wanna know why this is such a nice one.'
'Yea, everyone thought about havin sex with her while she was blacked out'
'Nice one.'
'Scott, you are not a nice one.'
'Jarf, I just wanna know why this is such a nice one.'
'Yea, everyone thought about havin sex with her while she was blacked out'
'Nice one.'
by Ska-t May 12, 2007
Get the nice onemug. by i_am_your_farter August 23, 2020
Get the nice pastamug. Jim"I have the biggest cock"
Jeff"I also have a big cock"
Fred"Naw fam I have the biggest cock in all the land"
Harold"My cock is ok i guess"
Bill"My cock is small guys"
Everybody else than Bill"Show us"
Bill"See what did I say"
Everybody else than Bill"HEY BRO NICE COCK"
Jeff"I also have a big cock"
Fred"Naw fam I have the biggest cock in all the land"
Harold"My cock is ok i guess"
Bill"My cock is small guys"
Everybody else than Bill"Show us"
Bill"See what did I say"
Everybody else than Bill"HEY BRO NICE COCK"
by Axe_Efficiency October 28, 2020
Get the Nice Cockmug. A phrase used in conversation to offset an insult of an absent third party. The phrase is often used as a passive-aggressive way to distance oneself from the insult that follows.
note: can also be used in the feminine.
note: can also be used in the feminine.
Mo: My roommate is a nice guy, but he smells like cat piss and he's always stealing my shit!
Lester: You got that right, friend.
...
Ari: She's a nice girl, but she farts all the time and has corn-lookin' teeth!
Ola: Word.
Lester: You got that right, friend.
...
Ari: She's a nice girl, but she farts all the time and has corn-lookin' teeth!
Ola: Word.
by M.Giovanni March 11, 2008
Get the nice guy, butmug.