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Real Music

Is any music in general. Songs, rhythm, whistling, etc.

Anything can be music, only narrow-minded pricks claim one genre is "Real Music".
Random Youtube Prick:

Man this song is real music.

Another Youtuber: Really? Then the people from Ancient Greece didn't know s*** if this is what represents "art".
by Murielle May 5, 2009
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Strange music

the #1 independent record label in the worl. owned by the best rappper currently in the game (tech n9ne) and his buisness partner travis o'guin. current artist include tech n9ne himself, krizz kaliko, kutt calhoun, brotha lynch hung, jay rock, big scoob, and kinda sorta cognito. established in 1999 and will single handedly take over the industry in 20011-2012 because every artist signed to strange is better your billboard top 10 artists.
"have you ever heard of strange music?"
"no"
*murdered*
by matty boii January 17, 2011
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classical music

The art music of several cultures most notably European, American, Arabic, Chinese, Indian and Japanese.

The difference between popular music and classical are in there nature and composition. Classical often using intricate arrangements, professional trained singers and lush complex orchestral works.

It does not only mean European art music from the first half of the 16th century to the late 19th century, thats called ethnocentrism and should be condemned along with the notion that people stopped making classical music in the 20th century. I suggest looking up Ludovico Einaudi, his work might not be so complex as Mozart but he plays the piano like a possesed man.

I would like to note that i love classical music myself for its complexity and sheer utter beauty, but i condem most people who think its a way to be better then the common people. There are no common people there are only people who strive to be, and learn about themselves and those who fear what others think about them.

And stop bitching about RAP, i do not like the music genre myself but you can not expect someone with a brain the size of a nut to comprehend anything more complex then simple beats and a stupid excuse for poetry. If you condemn something you are just showing how close minded you really are. For example Pink Floyd and early Metallica made music that is just as beautiful and complex as a lot of classical music pieces. You do not hear how complex Metallica is because your brain can not handle the speed at which it is played.
The classical music buff pities the punk for not being able to enjoy the complex beauty of classical music, and the punk condemns the classical buff because he will never be able to feel the rush of adrenaline going through him. I laugh at both of them when i switch from the Talking Heads to Ludovico Einaudi.
by crowscream June 30, 2006
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Columbine Music

Innocent bands incorrectly accused of causing or encouraging the shooting at Columbine.
One of the guys favorite band's were Rammstein and KMFDM.
by none September 28, 2003
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Life Music

Life music is a genre of music that often speaks of love, hope, faith and inspiration. The distinct message and attitude embraces growth and inspires positivity and the celebration of life (and all that it encompasses). Mainstream Life music is often categorized as Alternative Pop, Urban, R&B, Rock, Country, Neo-soul as well as Inspirational. Emerging artists like these include P.O.D. (Payable on Death), Erica (Music Online), P.J. Morton, Lyfe Jennings, Stacie Orrico, Carrie Underwood, Soulfruit and others.

Search online for more information about Life Music artists.
Life music: "There's gotta be more to life...
Than chasing down every temporary high to satisfy me"

-Stacie Orrico
by Otario Jones July 30, 2009
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musical bitch

a person that constantly bitches about music that they don't like and is so arrogant/bigoted that they don't care to mention or acknowledge that the music they like is (also) considered shit or not very popular. An example would be someone that listens to hardcore bitching about metal.
Person 1:OMFG metal is SOOO shit!!
Person 2:Fuck off and listen to your hardcore musical bitch!
by some-random guy November 17, 2009
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boner music

Music played in erectile dysfunction commercials. Usually some generic southern guitar jam that makes you look up, then quickly back down again because they're telling you how to "get it done".
There's always an awkward silence after the boner music stops.
by Dustybutt Jones November 28, 2010
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