Mattia

A gender neutral name, typically Italian. I think it is more feminine. Mattia's tend to be really funny, with a spice of ADHD. They are loyal to the end, and great with kids.

Wow, Mattia is just a great person

by livingituptothetop November 23, 2025

Mitties

A succulent juicy pair of man tits.. referring to the perfect set of Pecs.. in a sexually demeaning

Manor

"Wow check out bro over there he's sure got some solid Mitties"

by Charlie Button December 2, 2025

Mattias

Mattias has the most massive cake in the world, such a handsome boy

Girl 1: Hey look, it's Mattias, he's such a cutie
Boy 1: you cant have him, he's mine!

by Hehehehehrhrhehehrheheh January 13, 2026

Stuttering Monties

A rare but highly infectious STD, that if left untreated in men, will cause the male to stutter uncontrollably upon ejaculation.

When Brandy's boyfriend caught the Stuttering Monties and then stuttered another girl's name during sex, she knew he had been cheating.

by Major Wood July 8, 2003

full montigue

The act of showing your testicles, while holding a dime on your scrotum, to a Jew.

I offered my neighbors a Full Montigue, from my deck last night.

by Richard Heinreck July 17, 2016

Kushtie Metticé

A gorgeous horse. owned by a teenage girl. There’s only 1 Kushtie Metticé in the world so his owners verry lucky!

OMG! He’s gotta be Kushtie Metticé! The only one in the world!

by Zarzari.birdwoman. June 13, 2018

evan mattingly

he will fucking become president whether you like it or not. fuck your MAGA, its EMAGA.
Evan 2018, Evan 2020, fuck kanye and his milky way.

evan fucks bitches and gets money
grabs more pussy than a veterenarian

VACCINATES THAT PUSSY WITH HIS MAN GRAVY

Guy 1 :Shit dude....that guy.. he's gorgeous... the flowing hair, the clothing, the offbrands!! It's just.. gorgeous!! What a stallion.
Guy 2: Oh, you mean evan mattingly?

by gamergate64 November 14, 2018