Moist

A yaniv will usually use this word, and he will usually use it in situations that he has nothing to say/bored/something interesting happend.
Rona: Wow this is so cool!
Yaniv: Moist.
by MoistLord420 February 21, 2020
mugGet the Moistmug.

moist

being wet sexually but not quite fully. It's like a semi-erection or half a version but the girl version
guy: are you wet?
girl: not yet, I'm moist
by jhon but with oh & h flipped December 1, 2020
mugGet the moistmug.

moist car

When you walk up to a random strangers car and skeet skeet skeet all over their front windshield.
I just moist carred all over that poor old man's car.
by Moist car September 29, 2017
mugGet the moist carmug.

Moist

A derogatory (UK slang) word used to describe someone who behaves in a ‘lame’ or cowardly way, usually among males.
Post 2011: “you’re wet

Pre-2011: “you’re/that’s moist”

“Why you hanging out with him? He’s moist”
“You’re bare moist”
“ I don’t chat to them… they’re too moist for man”
“He didn’t say nothing back… moist bre”
by Kim2k9 February 18, 2024
mugGet the Moistmug.

Moist mangler

Someone covered in butter who wrastles elderly people naked .
by Creamy joe January 14, 2015
mugGet the Moist manglermug.

Moist

Breh, last night was moist
by NolanTalk August 2, 2018
mugGet the Moistmug.

moist rubber vulva

A phrase used to signify that one is being kidnapped or held hostage so as to safely alert others without putting oneself in greater danger.
When my husband called to ask if I needed anything from the store on his way home, I calmly replied, “milk, bread, 2 onions and moist rubber vulva” white maintaining eye contact with the gunman. The police arrived shortly thereafter.
by Peppercorn Medley November 10, 2020
mugGet the moist rubber vulvamug.

Share this definition