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Moderna

When you commit a fuck up and everyone knows it
That guy spilt his drink ,again.
Yeah... He commited another moderna.
by G0d 0f Salt October 3, 2022
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An easier way to identify the 2022 CoD game 'Modern Warfare II' in voice conversations with people, since big brain Activision thought it would be a great idea to name their brand new game as the exact same name of a game they released 13 years ago, except they just changed the '2' to a 'II' to try and distinguish the two, even though nobody can tell the difference in voice conversations.
Alex: "Man I hate Modern Warfare II...."
Kyle: "How the hell can you say that?!? It's like the most classic Xbox 360 shooter ever, every kid loved that game."
Alex: "Nononononono not Modern Warfare 2 from the Xbox 360, I'm talking about the new one that just came out... I guess I'll call it Modern Warfare: Roman Numeral 2 since they have the same fucking name for some stupid reason?"
Kyle: "Ah got it. Yeah not only does that game suck, but you're right, the naming is so stupid. How many times you wanna bet that someone talks about the 'original' Modern Warfare 2 and some dude who never played it thinks they're talking about Modern Warfare: Roman Numeral 2?"
by suburban__dictionary December 14, 2022
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modern entertainment

Defined by existing theory (and practice) that all forms of entertainment (books, movies, shows, videogames, etc.) and its content need to reflect "the world we live in today".

Allow me to deconstruct it into several characteristics:

1. It doesn't matter if the character is likable or not, or if the actor/actress has any acting skill... as long as you're of different skin color and sexually diverse, then you're in the spotlight.

2. Male characters (especially white ones) in "modern entertainment" are depicted as bad, dumb, stupid, misorganized, indecisive and fragile. Double points if a female character is the protagonist and the male character is the villain; and triple points if the female characters can kick every male character's ass.

3. Female characters need to be uber strong, with literally no imperfections (a.k.a. a Mary Sue), can kick anyone's ass, and they do not need to have any likable features. You can act smug, put everyone's life in jeopardy, be a total prick, and just not give a care about anything in this world... as long as you are a strong female character then everybody is going to praise how wonderful and "progressive" you are.

4. All forms of entertainment that you used to like are now being remade into having more diverse characters and storylines based on identity politics. Gone are the times when people cared to craft good stories with solid characters, now replaced with craftsmanship just for the sake of representation and attention-seeking.
We need to reboot Tomb Raider once more. This is modern entertainment.
We need to reboot Ghostbusters. This is modern entertainment.
We need to create more gender-diverse shows without the "good story" requirement. This is modern entertainment.
by DiogoAttitude December 16, 2022
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moderate jenny

A moderate Jenny is a white girl who comes from money and typically dresses in an old money aesthetic. Her hair is curly and brown. She is not extraordinarily beautiful or talented and she gets average grades, which conceptually, makes her interesting because she has all of the resources to be beautiful, can afford the best coaches or teachers to master any sport or instrument and if she applied herself she might get better grades. If you were to ask any boy that know that might say she’s pretty but they will always question whether or they are her type.
Ex1-
Boy 1: have you met the new girl in town?
Boy 2:yeah, she gives me moderate Jenny vibes

Ex2
Tj: if i were to describe my cat, Octavia, as a human being she’d totally be a moderate Jenny

Robert: I love that for her
by Choccolatemamii April 22, 2023
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Modern Teen Language

Want to understand what today's teenagers are trying to say?

Wagwan = Another way of greeting someone
Innit fam = Isn't it
Crepes = Shoes (Specifically branded shoes like Jordans)
Blud = A way of addressing you - Often used in threats
Homies = friends
Fire = cool
Rizz = trying to get a girl (9 times out of 10 it fails)
Touch grass = Go outside for some fresh air (Commonly used to verbally assault people who do nothing but game 24/7)
Pussy = 1 of 2: The female "Special part"

2 of 2: Calling someone a wimp or coward
mood = relatable feeling
Bet = Agreeing to something (eg "do you wanna go to the store" "bet")
Wanna = Want to
Cake = To describe a rather large butt
Cap/Cappin'/Capping = Lying (You can also be called "nah fool, you tripping)
Daddy = A sexualised way of calling your boyfriend
Dope = Cool or awesome
Drip = Good/cool style of fashion
G.O.A.T = Greatest Of All Time
Karen = A moody b*tch, constantly complaining about something. Their name may not even be 'Karen'
Boomer = an old person
Simp = A person who does anything for their partner. There are two levels of being a simp: Low and extreme. Low is respectable, Extreme is like spending millions of £/$ on them just to date them.

Same = I can relate
Snack = A good looking person ("Girl you lookin' like a snack, goddamn"

Seen that I missed out any key ones? Drop me an email on kallum.hayes0@gmail.com.
by DuckieBoiKal October 3, 2023
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modern iDubbz

I miss iDubbz let me check him out HE INSUTLED HSI OLD FANS? modern iDubbz sucks
by NERDY HOODIE GUY October 20, 2023
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ultra-modern

This ugly as hell flashlight will impress your friends with its ultra-modern design.
by Sukiahki September 8, 2017
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