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when Valentine exists in the same square 10,000 miles as Scotti 

life is a mug except the mug is on fire and you're on fire because you're in hell because he's so amazing and yet such a fucking dumbass
when Valentine exists in the same square 10,000 miles as Scotti, Scotti commits homosexual and becomes a fucking mess
The funny thing at Fort Collins High School when the band director got arrested on 4 felony counts of having CP on his phone and sexually touching a 15 year old girl.
"Hey did you hear about what happened to Sylvie yesterday?"
"Yeah, I heard she got Mr. Miles'd"
Mr. Miles by The ball handler March 28, 2025

Charm'tastic Mile 

A cool stretch of town in Baltimore for hipsters, millennials, business-types and foodie buffs.
You've gotta have some urban style when you walk up & down the Charm'tastic Mile.

Mile of Dick 

1 mile = 5,280 feet = 63,360 inches
The national average penis size in the US is 5.5 inches.
63,360/5.5 inches = 11,520

There is approximately 11,520 dicks in a mile.
Yo Mama is such a hoe that she has a Mile of Dick twice a week!

Tim: Man! Sally has hooked up with everyone at work, except me. Glad I'm not part of her Mile of Dick.

Tom: Speak for yourself!
Mile of Dick by NobeeCares January 9, 2023

Three Mile Belt 

The world renowned hunting grounds of every serious deer hunter spanning the globe. Only the best trees, shrubs, bushes and plants were intentionally planted in this area to provide for the biggest bucks known to man. This sacred hunting location can be found near central South Dakota, near a small, humble town of Howard. You just need to head west on Highway 34 out of Howard toward Logan's house and look south, you will see it in all of its glory and sit in jealousy in knowing that you, yourself, aren't able to basque in its never ending supply of world record bucks.
Hey, see that over there? Thats the three mile belt...best hunting area ever.
Three Mile Belt by Howard-god January 9, 2012

Philmont Mile 

A measure of distance anywhere between 5 steps and 5 miles. Given by Rangers at Philmont who have no idea what the actual distance to where you are going, so they completely bullshit their answer when you ask them how far it is to anywhere.
Scout: How far is it from Shaefer's Pass to the Tooth of Time?
Ranger: It's exactly 1.75 miles.
Scout: Since that is 1.75 Philmont miles, its probably about 4 real miles.