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Fat Midget Cunt

A balding 5’2 73 yr old Scottish man.
Oh have you met dan, hes such a fat midget cunt.
by DeezN$Tz July 13, 2022
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Midget Arm Syndrome

When a person has arms that are wider than they are long. This, giving the appearance that they are shorter than they actually are.
Person 1: "Wow Dan's arms are short!"
Person 2: "It's an illusion, he's got midget arm syndrome. They're 15" that's why..."
by B4tm4n October 14, 2015
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Turbo charged midget

I midget that can not read or is useless
Angus is a fat turbo charged midget
by Seth the nompt April 17, 2018
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Donkey faced midget

A 3ft tall little person, most likely addicted to meth, smells like shit and that looks like she got hooved in the face by a fuckin horse.
Took the kids to the janky ass carnival yesterday oniy to see a bunch of drunk donkey faced midgets and piss. They are scarred for life.
by Pigknucks April 10, 2021
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Stupid midget Alex

That dumb midget that drinks a lot
Hey look it’s that stupid midget Alex
by Swampynutsack November 11, 2019
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Midget Rump Roast

When doing a female in the butt, (both parties being on their knees) the male takes his shoes and places them under his knees, (toes of shoes point forward as one would usually wear) making it appear as though the male is now a midget wearing shoes while enjoying anal intercourse... Thus, the Midget Rump Roast.
Last night I did the Midget Rump Roast to my girlfriend.
by stunat May 10, 2011
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