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Middle School

It sucks ass. Most people smell like rotten curry that sat in the refrigerator for 10 years. Middle School is the 3 most shittiest years of your life. The boys are perverts and the girls are hoes that think they cool. (they not)

to-be 6th grader: *excited for ms*
....
8 grader: "So hows middle school for ya?"
6th grader: "Its ass"
8th grader: "Accurate"

groups-

popular kids- stuck up bitches who only care about themselves
nerds- weird geeky kids with glasses, smell like rotten curry
normal- people who actually have common sense and know what they r doing, mostly sane human beings
perverts- weird ass kids. all they think about is have $*x . they smell like shit
people who don't give a crap- .....
the athletic boys- walk like the hulk, think they are going to get a scholarship just case the barely made a 3 to "win" the basketball game. they think they cool af and they can do anything they want. they talk like 20 year olds that JUST hit puberty cause their voices are 10 octaves too high.

in middle school everyone have suicidal thoughts because they get bullied and stuff
most of the popular kids are just rich kids that think they own the place (they rlly don't) . the hallways are crowded as hell and the teachers get mad when you're late because someone slammed your ass into a locker.

the teachers are dumb bitches who think homework is fun and they suck ass at teaching. most of them are high all the time but if you have a good teacher, cherish them. :)
6th grader: "I thought Middle School would be fun." :|
8th grader: "Welcome to hell"
by yourmom112233445566 March 9, 2022
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Middle finger

A finger used to show ur superior than everyone else around you
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Middle finger up

they most likely get 0 bitches and has a sonic the hedgehog haircut
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Middle child vibes

When a person gives off an energy of being the middle child. ie: being over looked, under thought of and overall being seen as the peace maker and a generally agreeable person due to their position in family lineage.
She is always friendly to people but dosen't have deep relationships, very much middle child vibes.
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MIDDLE HOT

Instead of ‘Middle Age’ for folks 45-65 who are still viable and foxy…it can be ‘Middle Hot.’

In age terms, there are many ages to describe younger people: newborn, infant, baby, toddler, child, pre-teen, teenager, adolescent, juvenile, young adult (early 20’s) then jumps into adult for a little bit and nothing else for awhile until you are over 45. Then it jumps from adult to middle age to old without recognizing the minute changes and steps for people in this age bracket of which there are many.

There are so many hot & viable people in this age range who don’t feel the least bit old, just look at the actors and musicians in this age group? Still rocking! Yet the name ‘middle age’ makes one think of the ‘middle ages’, a dark time in European history or someone who is getting old and past their prime. Many ‘middle hot’ folks are just hitting their real prime if they’re healthy and living true to themselves! Middle hot also recognizes when someone is still hot, healthy and vibrant, living a vivacious life and yet is not young.

MIddle age? No thanks! We’ll have ‘Middle Hot’ thank you!-Coined ©DM/2019
So we’re ‘middle hot’ now if it fits, not middle aged.
Robin Wright is a middle hot women married to a man who is also middle hot from France.

I no longer refer to myself as middle age, but middle hot. A nicer way to put that age bracket!

I’d rather be (or be with)a middle hot woman who knows herself than a young person still easily influenced by society!
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middle name J

Danielle's middle name J is pretty awesome and unique I like it
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