The method

The act of pissing in a condom, freezing it, and then using it to pleasure oneself.

David: "George, I just did the method, and I'm never going back!"
"I told you it was good!"

by Sneakylilbish198 September 17, 2022

broken record method

repeatedly say no to a hoebag that has a crush on you but you hate this person

I used the broken record method on her

by Camicorn Raptor March 7, 2017

keycard method

a way of washing your ass that requires you to lather either hand in soap and slide it up and down between your asscheeks repeatedly

A: when you have to clean it do you the keycard method
B: yuh

by og original gangster February 4, 2024

“The Method”

verb.

When playing the basketball game 2k, in “3s” you make a back door cut as soon as the ball is checked up

Fries before burger

Baccarat infinite money glitch, bet on banker 100% of the time.

Oh my god! “The Method” is too op for kramer in 2k! I (Ori) get a free assist every time!

by Origami21 January 8, 2024

Cactus Method

The act in which you cover your cock with tooth picks and ram it up your partners ass as if you were in a Tom and jerry cartoon. The
Results yield a very thorny situation to clean up afterwards.

“Yo I just did the cactus method on my girl last night, there’s more toothpicks in her ass than a hedgehog has on its whole body!

by kinky-dino February 4, 2020

The drill method

When you take a shit and the poo gets in your ass hair and you go into the shower and clean it out by using your hand in drilling motion

I used the drill method on my butt hairs

by TheDrillMethod April 8, 2025

The Tow-Boat Method

The Tow_Boat Method refers to when someone uses their hand to pull a stuck shit out of their constricted asshole.

Just when I thought I would never shit again, I discovered The Tow-Boat Method.

by Pimposterous October 17, 2023