Meat placement

When a woman gains weight in such where the placement is equally allocated between the breasts, ass, and hips, while increasing her feminine figure.

Kristina and Lisa both have great meat placement.

by ritamiller November 7, 2014

Push Meat

Defecate; to take a shit.

“Excuse me Ma’am, but do you have a bathroom? I’m filled with the sudden urge to push meat...”

by subtronic October 10, 2018

Meat Mask

A meat mask is when a female streches a males scrotum over her face and pretends it is a mask

Hey you look cute, can I give you a meat mask?

by Themasterjuuler December 25, 2018

meat computer

A way to describe your brain

I'm a bit slow today, I need to reboot the old meat computer

by Youngmadhatter March 2, 2021

meat magnets

A woman's breasts as viewed by another person.

I always see a woman jogging by the Starbucks on Hillcrest and she's got nice meat magnets.

by HillcrestStarbucks April 1, 2008

Street meat

A really rough looking pussy! One that has been roughed up one time, a bunch of times.

You've been around the town - I bet you've got Street meat.

by Stumbles17 May 15, 2021

Meat hooker

When you order a hooker for no sexual pleasure, but instead throw deli meats at them. Use different types of deli meats for each player. Bologna, ham and turkey work the best. First person to stick 3 slices wins.

Hey would you like to order hookers this weekend? Only if we play meat hooker!

by Helloitsmichael December 2, 2020