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McDonald Eyebrows

When someone eyebrows look like the McDonald's sign
Shutup with yo McDonald Eyebrows looking ass.
by Bicthplzzzz October 2, 2018
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carol mcdonald

A smoking hot slut from the harbour who sucks dick like no ones business. She can be spotted with her two for one deal with her daughter Jenny McDonald
Damn I loved when carol McDonald sucked my chessy dick
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Soft McDonald

A code phrase that one says while in a public setting to convey that a hearty bowel movement is afoot following the ingestion of copious amounts of fast food.
Yeah, that McPick 2 is going to be a Soft McDonald in a matter of moments.
by TheBaeistBae August 19, 2016
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Midnight McDonalds

the time when McDonalds serves you the leftover food that no one else wants. this food can and will make you sick.
"so are you still coming to the party later?"
"i cant i had Midnight McDonalds."
by joshissocool February 12, 2010
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McDonald's Dick

When your penis gets zits, primary from working and using the restroom at a fastfood place such as McDonald's
Go damnit, all this fucking grease gave me McDonald's Dick
by PanAreFuckingHot December 17, 2022
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Seriously McDonalds

An utterance made in response to someone believing something terrible but obviously false. Derived from the 'Seriously McDonalds' tweet of a fake racist sign on the door of a McDonalds.
Jake: "So my cousin met this chick, and got drunk, and he woke up in a bath tub full of ice missing a kidney!"

Sally: "Oh! That's terrible! Will he be OK?"

Max (to Sally): "Seriously McDonalds!"
by Logoi December 11, 2011
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Lois McDonald

The largest creature known to exist. His mass is infinite and his size is gargantuan. Legends say there is a black hole in his stomach.

Lois can absorb any and all types of creatures, which add to his infinite mass. Lois cannot be killed and will consume the earth one day. His true name is "Lois Lee Lips Leghair Long Baby Human Sphere Poois Jewis Moois Bluis Blewis Spewis Cluis Juice Whois Boois Glueis Newis Goois McLois McGriffin McDonald".
Person 1: "I'm still hungry."
Person 2: "Piss off Lois McDonald."
by NightSaberX October 10, 2021
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